^{Nai had been sleeping a lot lately, it was alarming, but dare he think he was worried?}

protective-warrior:

Looks like someone is on their period.

“What’s the good reason? Are you hiding a bald spot or something? Also it’s not wrong to ask such a question as that. I really want to know where babies come from.”

#SwiggitySwagWhoIsInTheBodyBag?OhIt’sJustGarekiAndMikasaCauseMikasaIsPimpingHimOut

Someone has serious issues.

“You never know what could happen— what if something exploded? The dust would cloud your eyes and you couldn’t see. They are for protection, so I always have them on hand.” Like hell he was going to mention he was once a technological thief, “And like I said read a book, and educational one about it.”

/OhHoGarekiWontAllowThatToLastLongCasueRobberswagForLyfeYoHeDidntChooseTheSwagLifeItChoseHim

protective-warrior:

Stands creepily while giving him the death glare of doom

“What I wanted to know where babies come from, at least I don’t wear stupid goggles on my head.”

#MikasaForeverBeGarekisPimp

Okay, hes thinking she had a screw lose or something.

“I wear these goggles for good reason. —Its not like I ask strangers questions that shouldn’t be asked too some random person.”

/swaggityswagwhatsinthebag?therobberswagofnotpimping

protective-warrior:

Death glare of doom.

“No, you can’t I judged you first so that makes your statement invalid.”

#MikasaSwag

Its ineffective.

“I judged you the moment you asked me where babies came from.”

/forever robberswag

protective-warrior:

Judging you

Too bad I judged you first

/robberswag

protective-warrior:

Gareki plz your life is bullshit.

^{And he doesn’t entirely deny that— well, when it deals with Circus that is, whoops.}

^{Not in the mood to deal with bullshit.}

xxharusamexx:

that feeling when you get your hands on a new cellphone >u<